Random attributes of the Martian. * I like the taste of tonic water. * I'm sterile, by choice. * I have a dysfunctional memory, both long and short term. (as evidenced by the fact that I forgot what the third attribute was going to be.) * I like "sissy froofroo drinks". About the strongest thing I can drink straight is Apple Pucker, 30proof. * I've been called "The nicest totally evil person I've ever met" * And "... just like the monkey's paw, only cuter and cuddlier." * I'm left-handed. Please email me with additions: martian@midgard.org